hash songs
Here's to xxxx
Here's to _____, he's true blue
He's a hasher through and through
He's an arsehole so they say
He meant to get to heaven but he went the wrong way
Drinking it down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
Down, down, down, down
He's the meanest
He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's a horse's ass.
So drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug,
drink chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug, chug-a-lug,
Have you seen his cock Mrs Murphy,
Have you seen his cock Mrs Murphy,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound,
Its got hair around it's neck like a turkey,
And it spits when you stroke it up and down,
Down, down, down...
She's all right
She's all right, She's all right
She's a little flat chested by she's all right
Drink it down, down down down
Our hashing song
This is our hashing song
It isn't very long
Drink it Down down down down
Here's to brother hasher
Here's to brother (sister) hasher,
Bother hasher, brother hasher,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
He's happy, he's jolly,
He's fucked up by golly,
Here's to brother hasher,
May he chug-a-lug.
So drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug
drink chug-a-lug, drink chug-a-lug
His skin hangs down
His one skin hangs down to his two skin,
His two skin hangs down to his three,
His three skin hangs down to his foreskin,
His foreskin hangs down to his knee.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for us to see.
Roll back, roll back,
Roll back his foreskin for him.
Drink it down, down, down . . .
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born so beautiful?
Why was he born at all?
He's no fuckin' use to anyone,
He's no fuckin' use at all.
Drink it down, down, down
Get a life
Get a life, get a life, get a life life life
Get a life, get a life, get a life life life
Get a life, get a life, get a life life life
Get a life, get a life life life
Drink it down, drink it down, drink it down down down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink it down down down
Drink it down, drink it down, drink it down down down
Drink it down, drink it down down down
Dough a beer
Dough, a beer, I need a beer
Ray, the guy who serves me beer
Me, the guy who drinks the beer
Far, a long long way to the beer
So, I'll have another beer
La, I think I'll have a beer
Tea, no thanks I'll have a beer
Which will bring us back to
Down, down, down down